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1DF: Epilogue

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[Simone, the lovely host of this years 1DF, is in a TV broadcast room, looking at all the fights through multiple televisions, grinning with approval. ]

Simone: One Dollar Fighter 3 looks to be a huge success, maybe now I'm in the running for hosting the next AFL, I'll certainly be a much more interesting host than AngelCrusher.

[Large tap on the door behind Simone, it swings open to reveal a small, but bulky shadowy figure]

Mikey: ...Hey how's it goin'?

Simone: [turns her head] How did you get in here, and how are you still alive.

[Mikey is holding his entrails at his side, all bloody.]

Mikey: Pfft, you think this is the worst thing to happen to me?

Nothing a little duct tape and hard liquor can't remedy.

Mikey: Look, I'm just here to ask you a question and I'm out.

Simone: Fine.

[The armadillo slowy grins.]

Mikey: Ya' got anymore of those wet suits?

[Scene cuts to Darlah, Mikey's rotund wife, in bed wearing the wet suit, with heavy cleavage due to the suit not zipping up any further, Mikey walks out wearing only a pair of goggles]

Darlah: Ready for some gnarly pounders? [Darlah]

Mikey: Time for some fucking snorkelin'!

[Mikey leaps off screen onto the bed]

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He gon get sum. :iconpimpplz:
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castleofglass2002's avatar
probably something I would try